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I have ALWAYS loved writing, especially when cre8ting magnetic art poetry. I have this program in my ‘Dashboard’ (MAC users only I’m afraid) that gives me a jumble of words, and I compose my own balads, everytime I restart my lovely G4 laptop. Here’s one of my favourites, this morning: slowly wasting zigzag unwilling you’ll…

I can hardly believe it myself … I actually BOUGHT a Nokia CELL PHONE! Wow, this in incredibly techie and modern for someone who has never owned and rarely has used a cellular telephone. But indeed, with the incredibly cheap pay-as-you-go cell rates + the incentive of receiving FREE phone calls, whether locally or Internationally,…

The MV-22 Osprey is a controversial Tilt-Rotor Aircraft that has now been deployed to Iraq (contentious because “Three fatal accidents during testing, questionable maintenance records and a one-time fluke in computer hardware have left critics claiming that the Osprey is fundamentally unsafe). This aircraft is a tiltrotor vertical / short takeoff and landing (VSTOL), multi-mission…

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its…

Brrrr, it’s cold out there today! -25 degrees Celsius (-12 degrees Fahrenheit for my friends south of the border). With the wind chill, it’s down to –38 at the moment. I’m very grateful that slaDE~ is able to stay home today … The men placing Rebar don’t work in temperatures lower than –20 here in…