Facts to get you smiling this Monday morning :)

cute piggletIf you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life … quality over quantity)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm ……)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (Again, I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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